Population-wise, where I grew up isn’t that small.
But trust me friends, I’m from a small town.
Case in point-Friday of Thanksgiving we went to HOCKEY
Here in Portland, hockey games are unfun. I went once. The best part was drinking out of my sippy cup on the max to the game.
(Let’s not judge that I was drinking tequila in public from a princess cup, ok?)
But in surreal america? Oh hockey is AWESOME.
(Shampoo and I on the other hand look like we’re seeing other people in this picture. Hot.)
And there were fights
Then he ate some.
You know when bad for you food hits that right point?
These were it.
Hockey games-you love em? I adore them, clearly, so long as they’re in my hometown.
What’s your favorite stadium food?
Off for a tetanus shot! Back later with Life Lessons I Learn For You: Don’t stick your finger in the immersion blender.
Because I may have done that. Whoops.