Important recent things in my life:
1. Went to Walmart two days before Christmas.
The terrorists have won.
We don’t live near a Walmart, so we never go (I’m not above Walmart, let’s not lie. Sometimes a girl needs elastic waist pants. But I’m not going to drive a half hour for some) and we’d forgotten the majesty that a SuperCenter can be
Yeah, that’s a woman with a bleached mullet in footie pajamas and fake uggs.
Seriously guys, the terrorists won.
2. Went to Bend because it’s awesome. Evidence:
beer + sandwich at GoodLife is $9 before 4 on weekdays. Good beer + a bacon panini. For cheap. Love it.
(Andrea btw rocks at Bend beer recommendations.)
3. Justin Beiber wrapping paper.
4. Baby Brother got the best Christmas present EVER
you’re welcome Baby Brother.
5. It’s 2012. Bitches.