Baby Brother and I used to have a couple shows we thought were the funniest things on TV.
You could find us sitting on the couch, laughing our faces off to our two favorite shows:
and Rachel Ray
We loved how Nancy was always outraged. We may have tried to call a few times because we wanted to say “I’m just outraged Nancy!” on the air.
We didn’t get through.
And we loved Rachel Ray because…. well, the lady is crazy.
Our favorite thing was how she’d make an abbreviation for EVERYTHING. And then, because she has about 898908098 different acronyms, she had to explain them all.
“So you need some S & P-that’s salt and pepper-and then you add in some EVOO-that’s extra virgin olive oil-and then toss the scraps in your GB-that’d be your garbage bowl.”
Start your rice cooker. Wonder why there’s whisky on your kitchen counter.
Do all the dishes you’ve been ignoring for the past 3 days
Spend way too long playing Angry Birds on your phone. Google how to pass level 3-2.
Realize the rice is almost done, and get your booty in gear-Gather up:
- Peanut butter
- Rice vinegar
- Red Pepper Flakes
- Ground ginger
- Frozen Meatballs
- Green Beans
take the meatballs out of the freezer and nuke ’em for a few minutes. While that’s going dump a big spoonful of PB into a pan with some water, vinegar, and the spices. Stir. In another pan put the green beans with water and garlic.
Dice up some peanuts. If dinner looks pretty it’ll seem like there was effort involved.
Don’t say Yum-o cause that sounds dumb.
But maybe think it, just a little.
Who on TV do you love to hate?