Guys, I’ve been an old married lady for a whole month now!
(Yes, Baby Brother, I’ve been old for far longer)
Getting married means you get lots of fun new things. You also get two crockpots you didn’t register for, but that’s beside the point.
I have a food processor now, and it’s become what was missing in my life. We’re besties. It makes me banana soft serve
And also makes me pie crust. To fill with pudding and strawberries
Or more banana soft serve!
But…..today I got to use the thing I’d been most excited about using since tying the knot.
New dishes? A mixer? Large checks foolishly made out only to me and not my husband?
Nope friends, I was using THIS
True story: I haven’t had health insurance in over a year. I’d been staying healthy the old fashioned what since finishing grad school. You know, doing things like eating my veggies, taking my vitamins, and driving across state lines for allergy meds.
But now friends I can sky dive and eat candy for breakfast!
Know what I got at the doctors?
So friends, what’s your favorite kitchen appliance?
And let’s be honest…. when was the last time you saw a doctor?