I am good at learning life lessons.
Sometimes, I learn lessons that it seems others don’t need to learn (like “keg stands on a sunday afternoon are a poor choice, especially if you have a date that night” or “if you do keg stands all afternoon at least don’t take a gay man on your date with you and introduce him as your ex fiance to your date” ahhh college)
But I learn useful life lessons too.
Like, not everyone can smell that asparagus makes your pee smell funky
I eat asparagus like a madwoman (that’d be primavera pasta there, with asparagus, tomatoes, carrots, spinach, and happiness) and don’t smell a thing.
I actually was totally confused for YEARS when I’d hear people talk about it.
Another life lesson-if you’re confused, google it. That was how finally I learned.
Life lesson I needed to learn: while it may seem easier to not peel the apples, it’s actually a poor choice. Weiiiiird texture.
Did you know you can make cutesy shaped pancakes without forking over 5.95 to Crate and Barrel?
I do! All you need is a metal cookie cutter.
Also a life lesson: when you have metal on a frying pan you should not touch it with your bare hands. I learned that lesson over, and over, and over….
That breakfast was part of a meal eaten like this
Because I forget lessons like if you have allergies to EVERYTHING don’t spend half the day at the Humane Society playing with kitties and the other half out in the yard
I am not smart.
I also could not breathe.
Life lesson: tea + not leaving bed = much better
This is still delicious.
What have you learned lately?