So, last night, after all that indulging at the brew fest, what did I make for dinner?
The fiance tried to suggest fast food. I reminded him of the time I was too lazy to cook, we had Burger King, and God reminded me that’s a terrible dinner by giving me food poisoning.
No, we had this
That’s a 13 pound turkey.
In college I would cool MEALS when I was drunk. Other people were having Pita Pit, I was making mashed potatoes. I had a friend who would purposely stumble home with me just for the food.
(I bought this baby before thanksgiving cause it was like… almost free with my groceries. I can’t say no to a deal. So this week I put it in the fridge to thaw, and figured I’d find a day where I felt up to making it.)
Yeah, it was like Thanksgiving
We didn’t actually get to eating till like 10:30. Alcohol does not make me a better housewife.
Oh and in other “excessive amounts of meat” news we just did this
Know how the grocery store will have meat that’s reduced for quick sale? There was a 7 pound ham there. I asked the fiance “do we need 7 pounds of ham?” and he said “I don’t see any reason not to buy it”
So we did. He’s getting ham sandwiches in his lunches for the rest of his life now. (We sliced it, then put it in the freezer. I tried to tell him this was God telling us to buy those sweet deli counter slicers. God apparently talks to me a lot more than the fiance, cause the fiance didn’t agree)
This morning I made vegan pancakes. With bacon on the side.
Now I need to go find something to cook for dinner.
I’m guessing it’d be smart to cook up some ham or turkey….